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@farcry

[shoving]

[ continued ]

So I'll have an excuse to come see you.

ty 💙

[farcry]

See, from anyone else, that would come off kinda sweet.

❤️

[shoving]

Or not. That’s fine too. You can still keep it.

1/2

[farcry]

Okay. Thank you.

2/2

[farcry]

I didn’t mean that offensively. You understand where I’m coming from. Right, Bruce?

[shoving]

You're still mad at me.

[farcry]

[ sigh. ]

No, it’s just. Why do you always need a reason in order to visit me?

[shoving]

I didn't think you would want me to just drop by without a reason.

[ I mean he's probably got eyes on Dick's place out of, y'know, paranoia. But he would never just stop by! ]

[farcry]

[ how does one express that he’d like to be checked in with without it being a checking up on. ]

Would you even want to drop by without reason?

[shoving]

If you want me to.

[farcry]

But would you want to? Regardless if I wanted you to or not?

[ listen. it’s not just semantics ok. ]

[shoving]

[ Just confess, Bruce. ]

Yes.

[farcry]

[ he knew what the answer was, but hadn’t expected to actually get it out of Bruce. ]

Okay.

[ then he’ll keep the gift, even if he suspects it’s bugged in some way. ]

Just give me a heads up. So I know to be here.

[shoving]

Are you there now?

[ it's definitely bugged. ]

@restingstitchface

[shoving]

[ continued ]

Are you rejecting the invitation?

[restingstitchface]

Not at all. What I am saying is I prefer to be wined and dined first.

[By which he means wine + dinner = a fist to the face.]

[shoving]

I would think you'd rather get right to business.

[ Gladly. ]

[restingstitchface]

Well, you're not wrong, but you are forgetting that I value punctuality. Time is a relative experience. I simply prefer to encourage growth at the right opportunity.

[A scarecrow gasses people exactly when he means to.]

[shoving]

Don't worry. I'll be on time.

[restingstitchface]

Good. I hate being disappointed.

[shoving]

I never disappoint.

[restingstitchface]

Ah, then I'll just have to hold you to that, won't I?

[shoving]

I'd never miss an opportunity to give you exactly what you deserve.

[restingstitchface]

Wonderful. Do you want me to pencil you in for nine-thirty?

[shoving]

See you at 9:30, Dr. Crane.